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We tried to get into the commercial jingle business. Royal Dutch Shell wasn't interested. Too many bad puns and not enough harmonies, we think. Or actual singing. Who can spot the Kool & the Gang reference?

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DO THE FRACK! (x4)

have you heard all about the dance, man
on fire all across the gasland
no need to worry there’s nothing to fear
we’ve been doing it for 40 years
want to learn but you don’t know how?
my funky lawyers will show you now
first sign your name on the dotted line
your smiling face bet you can’t wait to...

DO THE FRACK! (x4)

you got new dancing shoes and fifteen grand
I got the drilling rights to your land
you will know that you’re doing it right
when you can set your tap water alight
your eyes are red and you start to vomit
now you know you’re getting down on it
hair falls out and sores on your face
but guess what; it’s perfectly safe to..

DO THE FRACK! (x4)

who’s gonna, who’s gonna, who’s gonna, who’s gonna save you now?
who’s gonna, who’s gonna, who’s gonna, who’s gonna save you now?

MATT DAMON!!

(crazy sax solo)

Do the frack
Do the frack
Hey Girl, Do the frack
Oh yeah, Do the frack
You like to do the fack
ain’t gonna sue the frack
Come on babe you wanna frack tonight
I’m gonna show you how to do it right
Hey Greeley! do the frack!
Yeah Leroy! do the frack
Matt Damon! do the frack!
Free Pizza! do the frack!

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from Live from Drew's House, released April 1, 2018

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The Swashbuckling Doctors Fort Collins, Colorado

Sail the ska-punk high seas with these Fort Collins-based misfits. Formed in 2010 and still skanking!

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